"What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
actually even if they did have insurance they’d probably get screwed out of a settlement anyway because an alien invasion counts as an act of war and most insurance ain’t gonna cover that
now that’s some fuckin bullshit
there should be game shows for fangirls
“Feels or No Feels”
Wheel of Feels
The Ship is Right
Name That Fandom
Are You Smarter than a Fictional Character
Who Wants to Be An Emotional Wreck
The small dogs were keeping the ball away from Corgnelius all day, so when he finally got it, he just did this. He can die happy now.
"These are not the stumps you’re looking for."